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Rage-o-Holiday Season Part 6: Holiday Douches

Ok, part of the reason why I started this series of rants was actually due to the holidays themselves. Personally, whenever I go to any store during this type of year it feels like these holidays are practically rammed down my throat. The one thing about these holidays in particular that people love to pull shit with me about is the whole family issue. For those not in the know, the closest thing I do have to family is RaT and Blake as almost all of my relatives are deceased, incarcerated, or are off the deep end mentally.

Christmas Films: Pompous Cinema!

Ok, some of the worst films that I have had to sit through are seriously holiday films. The reason why I say that is due to the fact that they always have a certain level of pompous bullshit to them. One of the few films that I really liked that was holiday related was A Christmas Story cause that movie people can legitimately relate to. However, the majority of these films are usually shitty rehashes of stories like 'A Christmas Carol' or is full of some pompous family oriented message.

Chrono Trigger DS

Ok, normally I am not easy to impress when it comes to game releases, but Square Enix decided to take the classy route and give this game the port that it deserved for the DS release. For those who own a DS and have never played this before, I recommend checking it out. There is one major downside though that I do have to address. Charging the same price as other new games for what is a port feels rather ridiculous to me. Seriously, most games that get ported to the DS are $20, so the fact that this game is double that is gonna rub some people wrong.

Rage-o-Holiday Season Part 5: College/Pro Sports Douches!

For those who have no knowledge of SX prior to 2002 allow me to explain something. As most people will tell you throughout high school I never did one bit of athletics. More than that I went to a bullshit high school that loved to push it's athletics program out the ass and since I had the distinct displeasure of being in high school right when the Columbine shootings happened anybody who didn't have 'school spirit' or weren't straight A students were treated like bad apples to say the least.

Information concerning the Rage-o-Holiday Season series

I honestly didn't think that I would have to make a separate post about this, but since people have sand in their clit I'm going to state this here and now.

Rage-o-Holiday Season Part 4: Union Chapel Douches

Ok, most people don't know what this place is and what they've done to draw my ire, so let me give a quick summary. For those not in the know, Union Chapel is the largest church in the area that I live in and both me and Blake have at one point in time been a part of their festivities until we came to the realization that they were full of crap. Now before I get anymore mail about this, I'll mention that I do believe in freedom of religion and I am not going after any religion. This entry in my series of rants is primarily intended for this facility.

Rage-o-Holiday Season Part 3: BadDouche!

Well, since somebody got massively butthurt and failed to understand that this series is being done as a parody, I've decided to forgo the planned part in favor of covering BadGer!

Rage-O-Holiday Season Part 2: The Marine Corps

Ok, this one has been a LONG time coming and I'm surprised that RaT never really said anything so I am going to. The Marines are a giant load of FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! For those not in the know I have been in the reserves now for over 5 years and to say the least I (and I'm sure several other members of SX) have a major bone to pick with them. For those who don't remember, I stated that the tactics of Organized Religion relied on somebody looking for a quick fix and relied on those with a lesser will.

The Site is Back!

Ok, I had plans for content that was going to be put up, but as the site was down it never happened. At the end of this weekend though I will continue the series of blogs I was planning originally.

Rage-o-holiday Season Part 1: Durandouche!

It's the holiday season and to say the least this is the one time of year that my rage is at it's peak. With that in mind I've decided to say nothing is safe and do a series of posts concerning topics that have drawn my ire. Before I do this I'm going to say straight up that these are intended to be a mix of opinion and parody (This will be obvious in some of the later ones.) and so if anybody ends up butthurt over this then get over yourself.

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