And Rant

I like driving. I really do. But I hate traffic. People need to learn how to drive. I'm about ready to start throwing shit at people (like crowbars and pipes and whatnot, not pussy shit -- see below) if they don't stop causing all this god-forsaken traffic. And if one more idiot honks at me because I'm not moving more quickly toward the car 10 feet in front of me that's stopped, been stopped, and will be stopped for another 30 seconds, I'm going to get out and bust their shit. I drive better than you. Get over it, and learn to drive.

One time this angry fat guy threw a penny at my car. I continued to point, laugh, give him the finger, and smoke my bowl, because that's how it's done.