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Brian Behlendorf

IRL Name: 
Brian Behlendorf
Biography: 

Technologist, computer programmer, and an important figure in the open-source software movement. He was a primary developer of the Apache Web server.

Facts
Facts:

Meh, likes Mac, and cheese...

Rumors
Rumors:

Has hair slick back to look like a pedofile!

Smiles like a pedofile!

Rumored to have his man-boobs fondeled by John Draper

References
References:
Reference: 

http://www.behlendorf.com/~brian/

Brian Behlendorf