Was a member of Neon Knights and has been a member of cDc since February 1988.
Created HoHoCon (Also known as XmasCon) with other cDc members in 1990, which is credited as the first modern hacker convention.
Has had unprotected anal sex with durandal's mom numerous times!
http://www.phrack.nl/phrack63/p63-0x0a.txt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HoHoCon
http://w3.cultdeadcow.com/cms/team_bio.html
A Member of CDC since May 1997, Sir Dystic is best known for authoring Back Orifice, SMBRelay, SMBRelay2, and NBName which exploited various weaknesses in Windows.
His handle is based off of bondage comic character Sir Dystic D'Arcy.
According to cDc members, they found him living in a dumpster with a Palm Pilot, a case of Astroglide, and his latest text file.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Dystic