Several years ago, this scary, crazy bitch actually signed up to correct our egregious error in using a poetic misnomer in our name.
Effective immediately, we will no longer be douchebags and dillweeds.
Fellow crew, Our motto is now, "Nobody Can Stop Information Fornication."
https://goo.gl/photos/9tfjouZMBjPoMKPw8
*LoL