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Special Halloween Horror Review

I don't really have any free time to write too many of these, but I'm making a special point tonight because of that wonderful time of the year. Mother fuckin' Halloween! I just finished watching this movie and my thoughts about it are still very fresh in my mind.

For your reading pleasure, I bring you the new "classic" Trick 'r Treat.

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Horror Review #1 Fraility

Fuck it, here's a taste of what to expect next month a bit early.
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It's that time of year again.

Ah fall, my favorite time of year. Mostly because of the best holidays of the year comes around now, Halloween. Admit it people, we all love to be scared. And what else does this best than a good horror movie. But as we all know not all horror movies are good. In fact, most down right suck as of late. Well, I'm going to attempt something I was thinking of doing last year, but I didn't get a leg up on it early enough to tackle it. So this year I thought I would try again this year, and hopefully I'll be able to pull it off.

Why I Hate Ghostbusters II

Growing up in the late 80's and early 90's you couldn't go down any toy aisle or watch TV without seeing something about the Ghostbusters. And I will admit that I am a huge fan of the series and I was completely stoked when I heard about Ghostbusters II coming out. But why and I reviewing a movie on a site where I typically rant and bitch about how horrible it is? Because the best critics can spot the shit on the well-kept lawn, and buy is there a big fucking dog living at that house.

Azrael's Review: The Spirit

**First off I'm posting this at 3:30a.m. so if there are typos or grammar mistakes then please disregard them as I will fix them later.**

Reboot Fever, it's catching like the plague! Pt.1

Ah, the reboot. Something Hollywood has become quite good at in the last few years. So good that almost the entire horror genre could almost be put into the category of either a reboot or a remake. Just in the last 6 years we've seen everything from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, The Hitcher, Halloween and now Friday the 13th and Last House on the Left.

Fucking Comcast!

Just letting everyone know that at some point I will be posting a rant. Right now I'm fighting it out with comcast who seems to want to charge me for having internet access but they refuse to give me a fucking modem that works! I'll be back up some time later this week after the new modem I ordered arrives so I can give them their piece of shit back.


Van Helsing = EPIC FAIL!!!

Well, another year has come and gone, and there are still a ton of movies left for me to hate on. Yes I do know that it has been a while since I've posted on here, but I'm back and ready to open up the proverbial can of whoop ass on some horrible pieces of shit. And today's movie is exactly that, a piece of dog shit that has been covered up in CGI and the names of some classic horror icons.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you....


Coming Soon!

Hello everyone in SX land!

'Tis I, Azrael, and I'm letting everyone know that I am still around and that I'm working on a bunch of fresh rants to put out within the next couple of months. First up on the proverbial chopping block, that putrid pile of shit known as Van Helsing. I am currently in the middle of writing that one and hope to have it out soon for you all to enjoy.

The other movies that I plan on doing at some point in the year are as follows:

30 Days of Night
Alexander The Director's Cut
Jason X
The Gate
Halloween 2007
Quantum of Solace

Coming soon.....

Coming the day after Thanksgiving, a review of massive proportions....

Star Wars so bad that even George Lucas disowned it!



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