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November Posts Cancelled

Just thought I would let everyone know that because of the site being down for as long as it was, I am unable to do the Bond-a-thon posts this month. The main reason for this being that it is currently the 14th and that there are now 23 movies to cover. I might save them for next month, but currently, I have no timeline for them to be posted. Another reason I'm not doing them this month (most people would say just put 2 posts up a day to make up lost time) is that I have a new job which is taking up all my time. More time there means less time to sit down and write proper reviews.

Welcome to Bond in November!

When asked about the longest running film franchises one can usually think of two right off the top of the head. The iconic Gojira movies, and of course Bond, James Bond.

November posts and future rants.

I just thought I would let everyone know that like Amp, I also will not be posting anything until after the first week of November. He is also correct in stating my decision to suspend the movie rants until further notice. Now I'm not saying that I won't be posting them anymore, it's just that I don't feel like watching a ton a shitty movies right now. I do plan on bringing them back in some form, probably not written since it's very hard to write about how shitty a movie really is and then have people get a feel for it.

Cyber sex gone wrong.....

I'm just killing time before I post the next rant, so I thought I would pull these out from an old post from the original SX forum back in 2002. These were originally submitted by DeStRoYeR.


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.

Freddy's Revenge??

Another week, another rant...

Nightmare on Elm Street is considered a classic entry into the then growing genre of Slasher movies. Unfortunately, like the other slasher films that came before and after it, they made sequel upon sequel to this film. While it's generally agreed that the majority of the Nightmare sequels were complete pieces of shit, there are two that take the proverbial shit cake above the rest.

Classic Horror Isn't Dead

Ah, the wonders of 1950's cinema. During this time horror and sci-fi movies were the cream of the crop thanks in part to the hugely successful Universal monsters going back to the previous two decades. However, one studio (Hammer Film Productions) came along and basically stole the show from Universal with their string of popular horror movies that would last for almost twenty years.

Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!

I just thought I would give everyone an update on the upcoming rant:

1) I'm still in the process of picking which movie I will rant on. Now please keep this in mind, I will not just go after the movies that are pure shit, I will attack some of the more popular movies out there. Some of them you may actually enjoy and cherish, but that's just life people so suck it up and quit your bitching.

Queen of the Damned?! Oh fuck.....

Vampire movies have been a fan favorite for years. The first was the silent film "based" on Stoker's novel Dracula aptly titled Nosferatu starring Max Shreck. After that of course came the hugely popular Universal monsters movies and of course the now classic Dracula starring the late Bella Lugosi. After the success Universal had, everyone got into the monster movie game. Now flash forward about sixty-plus years, and horror movies are still some of the biggest box office draws to this day.

Upcoming rant plus October Reviews

Hey everyone,

I just thought I would pop on here for a minute and update you all as to what I'll be posting here soon.

First, I will be posting a new rant soon over a well-known piece of shit called Queen of the Damned. I've been writing it for a while, and was originally going to be posted before Rambo III, but due to my loyalty to the original books and the first film, most of the rant broke down into mainly four-lettered words and it wasn't making much sense.

Rambo III?!

Ah, the 80's, where action movies seemed to be crawling out of the woodwork and onto our movie screens. Some of the biggest action franchises from the last 30 years started out in the eighties. Lethal Weapon, Beverly Hills Cop, Die Hard, Indiana Jones, and unfortunately, Rambo. Now there have been multiple rants on the naming of the movies and how they generally don't make any fucking sense ( But for the purposes of this rant I will only be focusing in on the worst of the original three, the aptly titled Rambo III.

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